Uncanny X-Men #179

"What Happened to Kitty?"
Published March 1984
Writer: Chris Claremont
Penciller: John Romita Jr.
Inker: Dan Green
Cover Artists: John Romita Jr. and Dan Green

What's Going On?
After the events of last issue, Rogue, Storm and Wolverine visit the morgue to identify Kitty Pryde's corpse.  The body certainly appears to be Kitty, but Wolverine realizes that the scent is wrong; someone altered the corpse to fool the X-Men into believing that Kitty had died!  Storm, being an intelligent leader, realizes that the most likely culprit would be the Morlock Masque, and that he likely did not act alone.  It seems that this has all been a ploy to give Callisto and the Morlocks a chance to none-too-gently remind Kitty of the oath she swore to Caliban a while back (in Uncanny #170); she told Caliban that if he helped the X-Men on that occasion, she would stay with him forever.  Callisto decided that meant Kitty needed to be kidnapped and pressed into a shotgun wedding; the interpretation of oaths is a liberal art form, it seems.  While Kitty is physically repulsed by Caliban, she decides to keep her word and is willing to join the Morlocks as Caliban's bride.  Being a sensitive and sensible person who does not want a bride that gags at the sight of him, Caliban released Kitty from her vow, essentially because he did not want to crush the spirit of someone he loves. 

Sub-Plots, oh the Sub-Plots!
- One of the benefits of being a Morlock (if only for a few minutes) is the ability to lend out the Morlock Healer.  At Kitty's behest, and with the help of Rogue, the Healer fixes Colossus up after he had been grievously injured by Avalanche and Pyro a few issues ago.

- Professor Xavier is once again incapacitated by a psychic scanning wave.  This is another prelude to Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars.

- Illyana references her time spent in Limbo, with an editor's note to check out her limited series for the full story --- on sale now!

- Caliban mentions the hope that someday he will be brave enough to live on the surface world in the future.

- After Rogue puts herself in harm's way to help save Colossus, Storm's thoughts show her warming to Rogue being an X-Man.  Wolverine gave her his seal of approval after she helped him in Japan, so this is one step closer to Rogue being accepted as a hero. 

Writing!
This issue is a great example of what I enjoyed about Claremont's writing during this era.  If you really think about it, not much happens in this issue of consequence.  The team healed up after a battle, and Kitty is released from her promise to Caliban.  It was a nice one-and-done issue, except that it wasn't.  This is actually the well-planned culmination of a story that could have easily been abandoned by the writer.  Let's face it: the Morlocks, as a group, are fairly one-dimensional and Claremont already spent plenty of time on them within the past year.  And yet, his choice to slowly build up this sub-plot in such a dramatic way --- the not-Kitty corpse really raised the stakes, even if there was no accountability for that deception in the end --- made this issue very satisfying and rewarding for readers that have been keeping up with the title on a monthly basis.  I also liked how easily Wolverine saw through the ruse and kept this story from dragging out over several issues, which would have lessened its impact; the Morlocks had not met Wolverine before, so naturally they would not think to hide something from his enhanced senses.  It's a simple explanation, but a good one.

Art!
I really like the way Romita Jr's style fits the Morlocks.  They look lumpy and grungy, like sewer-dwellers should.

I also liked his "civilian" Wolverine.  This is the first time I have seen him out of uniform where he looked dangerous, but not crazy.  I think it was the choice to shade the eyes.  Whatever it was, he looked pretty cool.

I also liked the splash page; it does sexualize the very young Kitty a bit, but JRJR does a good job conveying that she is drugged, which makes the panel feel less sleazy and more disturbing.

Also pretty cool: when Masque deliberately mangles Kitty's face.  It was a nice hint as to his villainous demeanor and his power set.

Retrospectively Amusing:
- I love that there is an old, moldy book about "Morlock Law" on the cover of this issue.  I'm willing to believe that the Book of Morlock has aged poorly, but who really believes they paid to get a book published and bound?

- So the X-Men show up to the morgue, identify the body, and presumably leave without filling out any paperwork or anything, because I am certain Kitty Pryde has never been legally dead due to the events in this storyline.

- Xavier has conducted a lot of tests on the X-Men over the years, and yet he has never done tests to establish health baselines for Colossus when he is in armored form?

- What is going on with Xavier?  When Karma disappeared in The New Mutants, he basically stated that he was sure she was alive because he would have sensed her death telepathically.  And yet, he seems shocked that Kitty was alive.  Psychic rapports: useful, until the moment the writer chooses to ignore them.

- Remember the purplish leather vest that Storm wore after she defeated Callisto in Uncanny X-Men #171?  The implication was that the vest was a sign of leadership over the Morlocks.  Well, apparently, Callisto had a spare vest in her closet.

- Kitty has the right (as a Morlock) to send the Healer to help Colossus.  Storm, leader of the Morlocks, is somehow unaware of this right.

- It's like the old saying: "If you love something, set it free.  If it immediately tells you that it doesn't love you, then it sure sucks to be you."

- Rogue is in charge of answering the letter column this month.  Her task: to reply to all the hate mail from the issue where she joined the team.

Worth Noting:
- Caliban's hope to join the surface world is the first real hint that he might play a larger part in the X-universe in the future.  Eventually, he becomes a supporting character in X-Factor and a member of X-Force.